JOKE OF THE DAY: TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ASO ROCK AND STEPHEN KESHI

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ASO ROCK: Congratulations, your boys made us proud!

KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!

ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?

KESHI: Tomorrow sir.

ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real Gold? … because I don’t trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel coated with Gold.

KESHI: We have done that sir… even one of the players broke one part of it and just confirmed that he sold it this morning at a South African Gold shop… It is original Gold sir!

ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?

KESHI: It is with me!

ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?

KESHI: I didn’t count it?

ASO ROCK: Keshi don’t disappoint me. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn’t count it in his Presence… ARE YOU FAROUK????

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Keshi Resigns as Coach of the Nigeria Super Eagles

Nigeria’s Sports Minister Bolaji Abdullahi read about Keshi’s resignation on the Internet, while the NFF are not responding, until they attempt to make the coach change his mind.

It was a huge blow on Monday evening, when the Nigeria football coach, Stephen Keshi announced his resignation from his job as the coach of the national team, just less than 24 hours after he guided the Super Eagles to AFCON glory at the National Stadium.

Keshi claims that before the quarter-final clash against Ivory Coast, the NFF had already decided they would sack him as soon as the Super Eagles were knocked out. He said the NFF booked a plane ticket back to Nigeria as soon as they found out that they will play the Elephants. Continue reading