JOKE OF THE DAY: “I KNEW IT”

Laff Wan Kill Me Die

Laff Wan Kill Me Die

A naija lady dat married a chinese guy werelucky 2 have a baby girl after 9 months of marriage.

But after 3months d baby died, and the mother of the Nigerian lady came to visit them,

But she was just shouting;

I knew it! i knew it!

I knew it! I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it!, And so on.

And then a man that noticed her shouting, nowcalled her outside and asked her wat she knew

And she replied; I knew that China product does not last!!!

Nawa ooo!!!

Chai!!!

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Miss Dyq: Queen of long hair

Miss DyqDai Yue Qin, better known as Miss Dyq, is the Queen of long hair in China. Born in April 1964 in Tong Xiang (Zhejiang province, South China), she began to grow long hair at about 14.

 

Everybody admired her two long and thick black shiny braids so she decided to cut it off never.long_hair_3

 

After graduation she worked in a carpet factory in Suzhou for 10 years, then returned to her hometown and worked at a big hotel. As her hair-length of 3,30 meters raised more and more attraction she joined several long hair competitions and has won prizes till now.

In 2001 she moved to the U.S. where her friend lives.

 

In 2005 she visited her family and friends in China and again attended some contests and long hair shows. It takes her about 1 to 2 hours to comb her tresses which are 420 cm in length now (almost 14 feet!).

The washing of that shiny flood of hair needs 5 to 6 hours every two weeks.

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