BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dike Has Been Kidnapped!

The fast rising actress and singer was kidnapped today in her  home. The  strange incident happened in the front of her gate. Eye witnesses said a  black van drove and stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh and three gun  men emerged and whisked her away.

A Police near by that saw the  kidnap went down, watched and took no actions but laughed. After the  kidnappers drove off, they left a note on the road and the police picked  it up and it reads:

“Dear Nigerians, we are doing you a huge favor, we have taken this drastic action to save the little we have in this country. We got an information that Miss Tonto is about to release a  new song by march 1st titled “Jeje” and we can’t look and fold our arms. Miss Tonto would be released on the paying of a ransom fee of N2.50 (Two Naira Fifty Kobo) on or before 1st of April, 2013.

So far no one is willing to pay even a million naira to set Mrs Tonto Dikeh free.

April Fool tinz!


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