50 Things To Do On Valentine’s day


1. Write a love poem about each other and read it out.

2. Call a radio station and dedicate a love song. Make sure he or she is listening!!

3. Write ’143′ in lipstick on the mirror and below leave love note or coupon.

4. Write ‘I Love You’ in a piece of paper and hide it in the lunch box or purse.

5. Make heart-shaped bread toast for breakfast with hot chocolate dip.

6. Plan a very surprise candle light dinner at home after 9 PM.

7. Cook a delicious three course meal for lunch.

8. Give warm oil massage or foot massage or back rub on a Sunday morning.

9. Play your romantic dance song or salsa and try to dance together.

10. Send a surprise romantic ‘Text Message’ or ‘Email’.

11. Read ‘Kamasutra’ or ‘My Secret Garden’ or ‘Men in Love’ together.

12. Make a list of 10 things you love about each other.

13. Make a photo album of your favourite memories together.

14. Go camping on a rainy weekend with only one sleeping bag and one blanket.

15. Shower together. (Warm ‘Bubble Bath’ is the best)

16. Turn off the lights and sing a love song together.

17. Go for a moonlight dinner in an open air beach restaurant near the sea.

18. Use Red Ribbon to wrap your bed like a gift box bow.

19. Give a bouquet of red rose or wild flowers.

20. Take a walk together in the morning at your local park.

21. Make a donation in your spouse’s name to a special cause or charity.

22. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.

23. Re-enact your very first meeting at the very first special place.

24. Surprise your spouse with tickets to a movie or special event.

25. Give an unexpected French kiss in the lift and demand to return it back to you.

26. Send five different e-greetings just to say %u2013 I Love You.

27. Post a snail mail ‘I am thinking of you’ card to your home address.

28. Plan a small flower garden together.

29. Spend a late night evening looking at the stars and make a wish together.

30. Place a small wedding photograph in each other%u2019s wallet or purse.

31. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt one page love letter.

32. Develop secret signals and use them to communicate.

33. Do the home cleaning and laundry together.

34. Prepare a mini handwritten ‘Love’ invitation to do something special.

35. Go to watch a movie in a drive-in movie theatre.

36. Share a large chocolate ice cream cone or sugar sponge.

37. Give ‘World’s Best Wife or Husband’ certificate on your wedding day.

38. Eat a chocolate bar together without using hands, but only with the mouth.

39. Perform a 10 questions Quiz %u2013 ‘Kaun Jithega Das Rupiya?’

40. Go shopping together to buy groceries or dress.

41. Stand together in front of the mirror for 2 minutes a day.

42. Go to the Taj Mahal together atleast once in your life time.

43. Surprise with a ‘very very special’ dress.

44. Buy a set of matching silk pajamas, and take turns modelling them for each other.

45. Buy a new perfume or cologne.

46. Do ‘Pooja’ together at home or at your local temple.

47. Buy a new piece of gold or diamond jewellery.

48. When attending a wedding, whisper: ‘If I had to do it over, I’d marry you again’.

49. Give a surprise by serving Sunday morning breakfast in bed.

50. Ask to pick a number between 1 and 50, then reward with that number of kisses


“I Love Nigeria But Am Not A Nigerian” -Tonto Dike

Of a truth, its only a child without family values and precepts that will spit in the face of his wards and (or) guardian (or maybe the child was taught but went rogue).

Such is the case of the Rivers State born – alleged ‘Poko@ crooner – Tonto Dike.

I want to curtail my remarks as much as I can and leave you readers and followers of the MOUZIZ movement to air your views.


Laff Wan Kill Me Die

Laff Wan Kill Me Die

ASO ROCK: Congratulations, your boys made us proud!

KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!

ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?

KESHI: Tomorrow sir.

ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real Gold? … because I don’t trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel coated with Gold.

KESHI: We have done that sir… even one of the players broke one part of it and just confirmed that he sold it this morning at a South African Gold shop… It is original Gold sir!

ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?

KESHI: It is with me!

ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?

KESHI: I didn’t count it?

ASO ROCK: Keshi don’t disappoint me. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn’t count it in his Presence… ARE YOU FAROUK????